What a waste

So, talented young Alabama linebacker (and loudmouth featured here before) Jimmy Johns has found himself in a little spot of trouble with the law. I'll let Curtis here explain:

Or maybe something more...contemporary


Cocaine, exstacy, driving without a seatbelt, what won't this guy do?
http://blog.al.com/rapsheet/2008/06/jimmy_johns_arrested_and_charg.html
What's that you say, raising pitbulls on the side? Why the hell not?
http://www.tidesports.com/article/20080625/NEWS/46761593/1011
Plus style points for dealin' at the football facilities.
http://blog.al.com/live/2008/06/police_jimmy_johns_sold_cocain.html
All this clearly resulted in an unprecedented Fulmer Cup windfall.
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/06/25/fulmer-cupdate-rooooooooooooll-taaaaahde/
So in retrospect, and with stunningly clear hindsight, I'm glad he went elsewhere for his fancy advanced book learnin'.
Old Crow, take us out!

A sad day for comedy

Things I love: pessimism and humor.


Plus, some thoughts on the Gulf War (the one that lasted a few days)


Something tells me he would have gotten a kick out of this:
Ex-Traffic Cop Says He's Jesus.