Feds pinch Methodist ninja!

A sad day for shady owners of black sweatsuits everywhere. So here's the rundown (no pun intended, but yet still implied): Kid dressed as a Ninja at UGA is coming back from a Wesley Foundation party with a Pirate vs. Ninja theme (which is an aspect of Holy Week I was unaware of until now) and the ATF agents on campus (?!) take him down. And proceed to use his neck as a kneeler. There's more here. With the best comment

when ninja costumes are outlawed, only outlaws will have ninja costumes.

But, as is often the case with Real Ultimate Power, this is not yet over...