In Washington, it seems that raccoons have banded together and attacked. This is disconcerting. They already have opposable thumbs, if they learn the secrets of the prehensile tail from possums, there'll be no stopping them!
Looks like Survivor (disclaimer: I've never watched the first minute of any of these shows) is going all "separate but equal" on everybody and dividing teams by race. I suppose it's hard to judge people based on the content of their character when they're all total douchebags to begin with. I'm just sayin'. If they would use the casting people from "The Real World" and turn it into Stereotype-fest2006, I predict a ratings bonanza. And more incentive to drink. Look, it's a contextual lead in to...
Forbes has released a list of the drunkest cities in America. The rust belt is represented well. Seems like a swath from Minneapolis to Pittsburgh is awash in hooch. The lack of New Orleans is odd (well, not so much the past year). Seriously, one of my friends used to live next to a bar that was from open from 10AM to 7AM. I wonder if Southerners aren't...under-reporting...themselves and level of crunkitude in the stats. It seems like they could use some good old "Bluegrass apathy juice" in their lives, since a lot are apparently quite irate. If you live in Florida, there's a good chance you're seething with pure, unadultarated rage now.
Some good news from back home: Mississippi is the best football state in the country! The criteria for the award also has Kansas ahead of Florida, for what that's worth. This ranking will be completely meaningless to me this year if State (and Ole Miss & USM) continues to stink out loud on the field.
And finally, check out this fine example of Bama-geneering
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