Back at it again

The past few weeks I've been "too busy" to do any updates, but since I know I'm the only one reading this, I figured it was OK. Something vaguely work related for me has been in the news lately. Of course, it's the E. coli in the spinach. This is a serious story with some sad consequences. Also, since the story is in the waning stages of public interest, I won't say much about it, other than ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS wash your fruits and vegetables. Now back to my ill-infomred, whiskey-fuled sports ramblings. MSU finally got their first win of the season, and first road victory in over a year. After the CUSA section of the schedule, the Dawgs finished 1-1 and beat the crappy team they might have lost to on the road, and lost to the REALLY crappy team in Starkville they should have mauled. It appears that for the sixth straight year, my alma mater stinks out loud. In more promising news, the Broncos are taking a page out of history. Like last season. Open with a uninspiring road loss, then squeak by in week 2, then turn it on. In case you're wondering what kind of a week Jake Plummer is having, the guys at The Universal Cynic have it covered the rest of the season with their groundbreaking "Dress Up Jake" project. Also of note was Chukwurah's liquid yawn on the field. But since YouTube and Google image search have both failed me miserably in finding any evidence this actually happened, this picture of John Kerry and a beer bong will have to suffice (from this Iowa board).