An AARP-approved Can of Whoop-ass

Dateline: Athens, Georgia. Let's say your name is Mason Bentley (strike one) and you get into a scuffle with your 68-year old neighbor over your barking dogs; Jack Russell terriers (strike two). The safe money is on the 48-year old with the fabulously fratty name, right. Wrong, apparently the old dude serioulsly beat Bentley down and then threatened to get his AK. Nice. The full story including post-pugilism pic can be found at the Georgia Sports Blog.