So, more allegations of Bonds on the juice. Shocking (yawn). Again, the web's best satire nails it.
Today his excuse-ridden sycophantic denial-filled supporters on sports-talk radio today were a riot. The excuse of "well it wasn't against MLB rules" is priceless. REALLY, it's still illegal in general. I know MLB has special status with Congress, but I didn't know that meant that drug laws were null and void in the clubhouse (and yes, this does fall squarely at the feet of the Players' Union). Hell, I can spend my lunch break doing lines off a hooker dressed like Bo Peep and try to justify it with that excuse. The man (allegedly) used freaking cattle hormones as a growth supplement. Whenever you have to defer to the USDA on a drug's safety, you're breaking new ground. And in case you were wondering, apparently this de-flowering of our collective innoncence now means that...wait for it...professional athletes might not be the best role models. I'll just file this under "things folks should have figured out by now."
And UT fans (the ones who wear the slightly-less retina scorching shade of orange) will be thrilled to see Vince Young mentioned in the same breath as Ryan Leaf before he's even been drafted.
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