or, ways to avoid pondering the monumental collapse of your baseball team.
First off, there's the house that cops found stuffed with 70,000 Coors Light cans. Since it was in Utah, there's a good chance it was all 3.2 beer. But still, damn.
Also beer related, Anheuser-Busch is buying out Rolling Rock. No word on if it will still taste like stale cramed corn.
Then, there's this story about artificially-sweetened booze getting you takned faster. This is the sort of research they can do in Australia.
In other down-under news, I am officially putting the term "hopped-up like a coked-out Wallaby" into my supply of incomprehensible analogies.
And speaking of the Peruvian marching dust, a FSU signee (shocking!) got cought with a stash of blow...in the crack of his ass.
Budapest monkeys drink red wine to increase their red blood cells, unlike myself who drinks it to enjoy the aromas of herbs, cherry, and smoke. Oh, and to make me charming and hilarious.
And finally, a college student spent $2500 on his roomates' debit card for phone sex. The school...Pillsbury Bible College. HEEHEE!!!
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That's right, buddy, no anonymous comments. Much like the barbed-wire fence pointing inwards at the derby infield, it keeps out the riff-raff.
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